Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so, let's try it your way, all right, fatty?
Adopted... fatty! Fatty fatty no parents!
Anonymous

*BLOWS UP YOUR COUCH*

I think you've always wanted to see me without clothes on... I posted photos WITH MY FACE COVERED at AllSinglesLinkUp ) dot ( com just go there create a profile and find ''summatime693200'' then guess who the fuck I am and message me on AIM or something
Anonymous

CONSIDER YOUR COUCH BLOWN UP

CAN YOU GO INSIDE GENIE LAMP!?
Anonymous

I CANNOT GO INSIDE MYSELF

cat wants to wubs you!

I WANT YOU TO RUB ME

MEOW we wubs now?

WE RUB NOW

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I thought you might enjoy this. A gif of you getting rubbed.

YOUR COUCH WILL BE SPARED

MY POCKET SHALL BRING YOU NO PLEASURE!

IT ALREADY HAS

RUBZ RUBZ RUBZ

Bad lamp. GO INSIDE MY POCKET.

For shaaaaame.

*goes inside your pocket* WHEN YOU MOVE YOUR POCKET RUBS ME

LAMP.
WHAT IS THIS MESS INSIDE OF YOU?

HAVE YOU BEEN HOUSING HOMELESS GENIES AGAIN?!

THEY RUB ME

FALSE ALARM

phenomenal-cosmic-powers:

genieslamprubme:

phenomenal-cosmic-powers:

I have found my lamp.

I AM WAITING FOR TEH RUBZ

I AM INSIDE YOU. 

I ENJOY WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE ME. RUBZ ME FROM THE INSIDE OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR COUCH